EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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