I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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