Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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