It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
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