Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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