question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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