I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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