so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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