Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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