I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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