i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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