I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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