It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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