Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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