my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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