We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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