was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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