? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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