Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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