Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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