In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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