i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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