Your face is a jimmy john
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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