i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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