just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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