cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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