yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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