She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
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Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Dignity is for republicans.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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