: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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