There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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