Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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