we have officially lost it.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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