Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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