Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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