I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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