i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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