Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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