So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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