I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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