you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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