He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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