we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
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no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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