Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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