do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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