does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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