Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Randomize