help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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