Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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