the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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