don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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